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beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

He didn’t even drop his cigarette this literally didn’t surprise him at all omfg

(Source: deadmutation)

i-got-kicked-by-pj:

isaytohellwiththelotofyou:

carlostheperfecthairedscientist:

princeofthelight:

kylesimmonsbeard:

millie0013:

the-fandoms-are-2spooky:

ultrareadfreak:

wow even zombies feel like we do

this movie was perf tho

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This film is basically the socially acceptable version of Twilight.
SPOILER: His name was Romeo.

YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME IT WAS CROSSED OUT BUT I READ IT ANYWAY I HAVEN’T READ THE SEQUELS YET

HER NAME JULIE(T)

THE BALCONY SCENE?! HE WANTED TO SEE HER AGAIN?! FROM "TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS"?! R KILLED SOMEONE WHO WAS CLOSE TO JULIE?!

SOMEONE JUST MADE A FUCKING ZOMBIE AU!ROMEO AND JULIET- BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIVED AND HAD A HAPPY ENDING

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS??!!

the book was based off romeo and juliet. that’s why his friend is M. Mercutio.

wait, this wasn’t obvious to everyone else…? :-/

U do know this WAS a fanfic AU of Romeo and Juliet. Like, that’s how it was found…..dude….

(Source: severlac)

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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